The Cat😺 who rules the world😅 of Germanic Cat is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The devout population of 695 million Cats of Germany are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerberlania. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The German EPIK cat economy, worth 27.5 trillion Catnichtigs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,581 Catnichtigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, there is a dearth of space for new houses, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanic Cat's national animal is the Cute Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Germanic Cat is ranked 77,418^th in the world and 2,116^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.